![]() ![]() If in doubt, take a leaf from the characters’ book and just walk away from questions you don’t want to answer. Christmas films don’t have enough woodworking- heck, just replace all reference to Christmas with woodworking. When you’re bored of the contradiction, just focus on all of the woodworking scenes. ![]() Also the roving reporter (who’s Katie’s love interest’s sister’s boyfriend, a pointless connection which provides the smallest of conflict) who has researched the missing princess but meets her in person and doesn’t recognise her. See further Katie’s mum’s accountant, who hasn’t seen her for twenty years but knows Katie better than her own aunt. There are so many points of contradiction in this script. Did…did you forget? LIKE HOW YOU FORGOT ABOUT YOUR CAMERA? Two minutes later, she says she’s eaten a lot of hotdogs. Despite having spent those years at art school in a city, she doesn’t know how to eat a hotdog, that most complex of street food. Three Homeless people, (An alcoholic, a Former Drag Queen, and a young Runaway). More bullshit follows, including Katie making a series of gaffes on how to do basic things. Many networks, studios, and production companies, such as Lifetime or Hallmark. Why show us this camera and how attached she is to it and then just have her LOSE ALL INTEREST IN HER MOST PRIZED POSSESSION? HM? BUT YOU LOVED THAT CAMERA Guys, she’s been parted with her mum’s antique camera! Katie shrugs it off, she doesn’t want to call the cops. She puts her beloved camera down and it’s stolen by a thug- which Mr Changing the Rules sees and tries to help her with. Katie sneaks out and swaps a life of royal waving for a life of stopping in the middle of a crowded street to take photos. Why don’t you run back with that metaphor, hey buddy? “I don’t want to play the game!” he replies. She falls for Wes (Andre Anthony), the American artist commissioned to create her royal portrait. 'A Royal Runaway Romance' revolves around Princess Amelia of Bundbury (Philippa Northeast) who prepares to succeed her mother Ava (Sarah Jane Redmond) as Queen in a year. Meanwhile, a young emotionally guarded man is told to “play the game” and start dating. Well, this movie will make you fall in love with America. It’s clearly a massive deal but half of the time nobody cares about this. At least she’s got that camera- boy does she love that camera! And she’s been to art school (with her camera) and why can’t she leave the building? Oh yeah, because she’s a princess. It’s not entirely clear which it is until half an hour in but either Katie holds busy people in contempt or she believes dead people seriously inconvenience her. Her mother gives her an antique…camera? The camera is important.įlash forward and Katie looks wistfully out of the window whilst her aunt discusses how busy or dead Katie’s parents are. ![]() I mean, she words it differently but I see right through her. Little girl Katie resents her parents doing things that don’t include her, and instead wishes that they have no friends or career. Oh how I love a good old flashback when we haven’t even seen what we’re flashing back from. ![]()
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